Tune Remixer Mugs

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Free Bird!"

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

All-Candy Seder.

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Sportsman and music

Old songs made new

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Musical Pondering.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'Moon, June...'

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Piano-Tuning Bar

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Beethoven's 10th