Tune Dreamer Mugs

Sad Songs.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Rainbow Quartet

Saxophone Player.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Push for Disco...

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'