Tulip Trotter Prints

'Are you tiptoeing through the tulips again, Iggy?'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Agility God

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I've seen a tulip before."

Ice Skater

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Sun Worship

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Musical Fight

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

Exercise rat race

Man passes a storefront that reads "Napland - Tired? Come on in and lie down for awhile!"

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

'An environmentalist group today petitioned Congress to ban 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips.''

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Hour.

Shoveling Snow in Spring

'Coming through!'

Shopping fatigue.

Colin was still struggling to get his head around how online dating worked.

Stick insects

'It was horrible Doctor!! One minute we were playing on the teeter totter and the next he was gone!!'