Tuition Mugs

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"How was work?"

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

'The latest on the tuition front. Next year nobody will be able to afford college.'

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

"Dad, can you double-check my homework."

Class of 2015

"Doing some homework? Need any help?"

'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.'

"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."

"We help the student qualify for one of the major tutoring centers."

"The tutor is for me. I hired him to help me so I can help our son with his homework. To be honest, I should just stay out of it."

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

'I'm suing my way through law school.'

"I called them to ask for a raise!"

"It must have been nice to get spotted all those medical school loans."

'Correct...Now do it again, and this time, with feeling.'

'My net worth? Do you mean after taxes? Or after I pay for your education?'

Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'

"Dad's doing that thing again!"

"Does every chapter of yours need to include a vegetable?"

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

Home tutor