Tuition Trouble Survivor Prints

"I get the feeling he'll be a student here for a very long time."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Student Debt

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Life plan

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

Class of 2015

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with florescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive to the next paycheck, and a student loan that you never quite pay off.'

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

MD: Specializing in diseases that will pay off his student loans.

Is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest up!'

'Nice resume but graduating 'summa cum student loan' isn't really something to brag about.'

"Hey! Mine is a list of debt counselors."

'If you miss a payment, we will teach you a lesson.'