Tugboat Operator Pillows

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Demonic Repossession.

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

Remote control car breakdown.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

My boat

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

The Church-Going Bell.

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

BE.. All that you can BE...

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

Yacht For Sail.

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

Ace Towing.

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

No parking here. You will be toad.

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'

'Was it something I said?'

Two Men In A Tank.

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

Oar-topsies.

Sooner or Later

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