Tuesday Night Prints

I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen. Tuesdays! Wet Socks Contest!

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Playing cards.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Thursday is the new Friday

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

Bravo!

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Just Because it's Tuesday

Mud Slinging

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Holy Moses!

"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"Is there a playwright in the house?"