Tuesday Night Prints

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Playing cards.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

Thursday is the new Friday

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Bravo!

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Just Because it's Tuesday

Mud Slinging

Holy Moses!

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"Mind if I have the guys over to watch some poker?"

"Is there a playwright in the house?"