Tuba Enthusiast Mugs

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Tuba player.

'Don't tell me! You enjoyed the lullaby!'

'Before we get started, just a little reminder that this is a SCUBA diving class.'

Tuba Music

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'

Tuba lessons beggar.

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Musician's Note To Self.

Street Performance

Musician

"Now you know why I took up the tuba."

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

'More bubbles!'

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Hot Tub Frosty

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

A tuba and love hearts

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'