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'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

"You go ahead, I've got a better idea."

Hype and Truth Buildings.

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"I've got to be honest with you - that's on legal advice from my attorney."

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

'Why did you go for crime when there are so many other ways to be dishonest that are legal?'

'A lawyer will be appointed to you.' - 'I don't need one, I've decided to tell the truth.'

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Is this a trick question?'

Truth is Great.

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

I swear to tell the truth, but not solemnly.

Johnny Spinwell, what an honor to have you in my humble cafe. The honor is mine. Show me how it's done, Johnny. Spin for me. I don't spin, sir. I tell the hard truth. I dig deep for frankness even when it pains me to say my greatest mistake was excessively loving peace and justice. Awesome! Thanks. It's in your best interest.

'No wife or children to support, please don't give me much'

"First of all, Madam, let's have some plain talking here...."

'I told you we should have testified SOMETHING but the truth!'

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Fall from grace book

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Squeezing the Free Press.

Albert Einstein

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Is it that bad?"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"