Trust Tester Prints

'It's me. Just checking to see if the phone number you gave me was real.'

"Who's God?"

'To see if my husband is cheating, I have to check his pockets, wallet and NOW his E-MAIL!'

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."

Testing a Fiancee

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

"How come you always take an instant dislike to any new friends I meet?!"

"Hold on, is anyone here not an undercover cop?"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

'We were just testing our faith.'

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

'Give me the horse meat stew, at least that way I'll know what I'm eating.'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

'Telling them there is no meaning to life only ruins it for the rest of us.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

'You don't see banks with the name 'Trust' any more.'

"By the way, if you're involved in some sort of sex scandal I'd rather find out about it from you than from the media."

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."