Trust Fund Beneficiaries Mugs

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

Others will fight for you

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

"It's not what you think."

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Law Offices. Ernie's client left his fortune to his dog, and his cat is contesting the will.

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

How To Keep Promises

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

'Hi, I'm Linda, and this is my husband Jack. He's been having trouble keeping his penis to himself.'

'I think he's getting serious about me! He's just told me the PIN number to his credit card.'

Relate

'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'

"They don't trust each other to share research."

'This is to strengthen mutual trust.'

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

"...For the yacht Jim...just think of the yacht!"

'We don't want to be parted.'

'She won't let me go anywhere alone-the lap-dancing club,the mixed sauna...'

'My trust fund manager makes me wear it.'

"I asked you what you had for lunch. I didn't ask you if the new receptionist on the forty-seventh floor looks like Nastassja Kinski."

"A handshake is good enough for me - anyway it's all being videod."

"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."