Trust Detector Mugs

"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Turtle Hat

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Sportswasher's

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

Testing a Fiancee

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

"Who's God?"

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

'We were just testing our faith.'

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

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"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."

"This is Mr. Simmons, who we enticed away from our chief competitor. Of course, being a proven traitor, he can never be trusted."

'You don't see banks with the name 'Trust' any more.'

"By the way, if you're involved in some sort of sex scandal I'd rather find out about it from you than from the media."

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

'To see if my husband is cheating, I have to check his pockets, wallet and NOW his E-MAIL!'

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

J'Accuse!

Trusted my Financial Advisor.