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Trapeze Lion

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

Fight on the top

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

Workers' Rights

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

"Until you've replaced, you're irreplaceable in this company."

"So why do you feel that you're a better person for the job than every other candidate who's shown me résumés with the exact same credentials?"

'I've tried to set an example for you, but you just don't have the right attitude, Carson.'

'If you really want that promotion, Barnes, you'll swim back to the boat and get my laptop.'

CEO: 'Send a memo reminding everyone I'm still here.'

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

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