Trump Impersonator T-Shirts

"Dishonest media! Fake news! Look what happened in Sweden last night!"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Lion Costume

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'Now open wide and say 'arrrrrrrrr Jim Lad'!'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Owl

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

'I'm sorry, we don't have an Elvis. Would you be interested in Monet instead?'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

Ronni Ancona.