Trump Impersonator T-Shirts

"Dishonest media! Fake news! Look what happened in Sweden last night!"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Elfis"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."