True Love Bureaucrat Mugs

Love me, Love my documents.

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

Wolf Reintroduction.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'I'll need four character references.'

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

'Teaching, reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.'

"Any word yet on FDA approval?"

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

"I'm sorry, but we want a recent photo showing your neck in full."

'Hello, is that the government? Yes, I was just wondering... is the lambada still forbidden?'

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

'My insurance card? Sure, there you go.'

"Blofeld's trying to take over the world again, Bond --- but the PM told me not to worry about it."

"We don't normally wrap birthday presents here. It's all part of our 'no surprises' policy."

"Excuse me, sir. Do you have a permit to fish there?"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

So I said to them - what do you want, the shirt off my back?

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

TELLER, 'You're not just a number to us, sir -- there's a whole bunch of hypens and letters, too.'

A road painter is resting on the side of the road. Rather than painting white lines on a black road he has been painting black on a white road, leaving some white bits.

'According to the grant all we have to do is write a 25-page report on what we discover.'