True Love Bureaucrat Mugs

Love me, Love my documents.

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

Wolf Reintroduction.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'I'll need four character references.'

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

Danger! Snake heaven.

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

'Teaching, reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.'

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

"I'm sorry, but we want a recent photo showing your neck in full."

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

'Hello, is that the government? Yes, I was just wondering... is the lambada still forbidden?'

"Excuse me, sir. Do you have a permit to fish there?"

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

"We don't normally wrap birthday presents here. It's all part of our 'no surprises' policy."

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

So I said to them - what do you want, the shirt off my back?

TELLER, 'You're not just a number to us, sir -- there's a whole bunch of hypens and letters, too.'

A road painter is resting on the side of the road. Rather than painting white lines on a black road he has been painting black on a white road, leaving some white bits.

'According to the grant all we have to do is write a 25-page report on what we discover.'

'Say, aren't you Mrs. Wit who gave me such a hard time at the building permit office?'