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"Mom knows I'm faking and won't let me skip school. She's got a Sixth Sense of Sickness."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Pull the udder one

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"There is one issue looming very large at the moment ..."

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

Ophiologist

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"Thanks for the 'Doctor's excuse' but I like to write my own material."

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

"No, you're not getting too old for school."

The Risks of Globalisation

Fireworks

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

Grumpy Moody Boy.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I guess I'll need to stay home from school 'til the bandages come off."

'Oh no, I don't do my own mating fights anymore: Meet my champion...'

Expert and Ex-Pert

"You need to put in 10,000 hours."

'Junior! Get down from there! You're not arboreal!'

'Duck.'

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

Maynard Wilson - "The Bull Whisperer"