Troubleshoot Titan Mugs

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Where was I?

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

Kevin had a computer virus.

"I think we could work very well together."

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Turn down the bass."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"She's also the only one who knows how to unjam the copy machine."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'The computer's down again.'

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

Cut out and keep your own IT expert.

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Kick the machine"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Prehistoric Clocks.