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"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

"Blackmail has given me a confidence I've never felt before."

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

"...and this is where the teachers go to get away from me!"

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

J G Farrell

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

Stupid Excuse

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

"I don't jump on the countertops to annoy you. That's just a nice bonus."

Al's bedroom was directly above Lance's, and he enjoyed driving him slowly insane by never letting him hear the other shoe drop �

Some people don't know whent to quit.

"I was expelled from reform school."

"I miss school...as often as I can."

'GE-EE-Z! You startled me! I thought it was my wife coming by to give me more hell, after the fight we had before I left for work!'