Troublemaker Admirer Pillows

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

Whatever

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

Unexpected return

J G Farrell

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

"...and this is where the teachers go to get away from me!"

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels