Tropical Settings Prints

'You might want to make yourself comfortable. I may down there for awhile.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

DESERT ISLAND CHRISTMAS

Man on desert island hangs Christmas stocking on palm tree

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

'Let's retire. Call our pension planner, tell him we want to make some withdrawals and eat the aide he sends with the paper work.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

"I still say it's a napalm tree."

Down with the 'Desert-Island' Cartoons!

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Lounging by the pool

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

PIna Colada

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Delivery."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Customized Personal Retreats.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'