Tropical Satirist Prints

"You know, I think that tree would look better on the OTHER side of the island...."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Glimpses One Dollar

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

Castaway with nothing to do.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"Okay, but irony aside, what happens once we get into their den?"

'This is totally bananas!'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Trust me, she's had work done."

'Ramming speed sailor.'

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

"Damn it, Bill! Don't tell me you forgot to put the time on the invite."

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

Surfing the Brown Water.

'You must admit that, ideologically, we are in opposite Poles.'

Warning - may contain nuts.

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

'Up periscope!'

Beware of High Tide

Mouse escaping a cat.

"Why don't we call it a draw?"