Tropical Fish Prints

FISH ESCAPE.

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

FISH ESCAPE.

New! Weeping gourami: 'How can you tell if they're 'weeping'?'

I love Tropical Fish

"Aside from the claustrophobia, ground up mealworms, depression, and looking at you pucker your lips all day... life is just peachy!"

"You know we're going to be up to our elbows in guppies now!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Now you can send it."

PIna Colada

"Noooooooooooo!"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"We've got a problem."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

The hummingbird's hum.

Working Holiday.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Skinhead guppy.

"Delivery."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

Death takes a holiday.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"