Tropical Ecosystems Pillows

'Sure, everybody is repeating it, but it doesn't mean it's true...'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Pina Coladas

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Biodiversity

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

PIna Colada

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Neurotics in the tropics

No Mow May

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "