Tropical Drinker Pillows

Can I press you to a fruity punch?

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Pina Coladas

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Neurotics in the tropics

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Single men in Tahiti

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Working Holiday.

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.