Trophy Seekers Prints

'Oh that, Laura went on a hunting trip with her boss a couple of monthe ago.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Win - win

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Boom

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Dad Trophies

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Guess who netted it.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Pinata Trophies

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'