Trophy Dreamer Prints

And the trophy goes to Frank and only Frank

'It's probably the only silverware we'll get this year...'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Why do you hate the media?

Basketball

Basketball.

Olympic Climate

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Highlights for Adults

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'