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Trombone Practical Jokes

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Musical Fight

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"I tried working at home, but my wife didn't like me performing colonoscopies in the dining room."

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Twisted trumpet.

There was a difference of opinion on how to play the second movement.

'Ingrown trombone.'

'The only thing mobile about you is your phone.'

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

Nanki Poo

qui-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... ...NOA-A-A-A!!!

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

"I'm looking for voter feedback. Tell me what I need to say to get re-elected, and I'll say it!"

Two ladies practising the trombones.

"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."

"It's a sort of 'popular-attractive-kid-from-well-to-do-stable-family-succeeds-against-all-odds' story."

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

Do It Yourself Couch Potato

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

"It seemed important at the time."

Trombone player.

The End of Innocence

"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"

Nanki Poo

Tambourine