Trolley Master Mugs

Trolley Cage

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

The Salmon Fisherman

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Club DJ.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

One Man and Two Trucks

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Shopping Trolley

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'There's room for one up top.'

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

Slowsave.

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

"You wish I was making kissy sounds! My walker needs oiling!"

Start a miracle

Guy hauling a Uhaul truck.

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Shopping fatigue.

Old lady trapped between shopping trolleys.

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

'Dog alerts pedestrians to old woman in mobility cart.'

"Nobody cares about my other trolley problems."

'She's a little sensitive there, isn't she.'

Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls

'I know it's healthier but I climbed the stairs yesterday and when I finally reached the very top office, working time was already over!'

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