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"Dad, what's inertia?" "Sorry, too trivial. Go and ask your mother!"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Busy office.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

Parenting Business Deals

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Quiet Time

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

How very Independent!

Dad's home