Triumph Chronicler Mugs

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Boom

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

Wedding Selfie

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Arch of Triumph Save

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

Trump Campaign Funding

"She just seemed to lose all ambition when Mark Phillips got married."

Anthony Trollope

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

Trickle down...

Shireen Abu Akleh

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."

Frontispiece to the second volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

Naming World War II.

'How much longer will you be working on your autobiography, Shelly?'

'Misery only loves company if the company does't know any specifics.'

'Those who can do; those who can't, chronicle.'

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but I never get around to it. It's your "oughta" biography!

'I lost my virginity and my identity on the same night.'

Jean de Joinville

I resent the fact that the only item listed on the menu is soup with a fly in it. I resent the fact that the script calls for me to give you a big smile. It's tough all over. Menu.

Time 2020

Sorry WE'RE CLOSED.

Corona Virus Trump

"It' the dog."

'I didn't get re-elected, but I won an Emmy for my campaign promises!'