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'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Winery tours.

French Man on a bicycle.

'Seems I miss ordered again. I think the only tense I learned in French was the imperfect tense.'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Placier.

Carefree luggage.

"First class, or with children?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Technological Dependence.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Be open to help.

Summer Energy

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Mass Travel

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'Bed & Bagel'