Trip To A Hotel Prints

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

Carefree luggage.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Technological Dependence.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Be open to help.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

The Suite Hereafter

Mass Travel

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Mini Bar

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Biliard Enthusiast

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

Superman Going On Vacation.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'Bed & Bagel'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'