Trip To A Hotel Prints

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

Carefree luggage.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Technological Dependence.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Be open to help.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Mass Travel

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

The Suite Hereafter

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Mini Bar

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'What if I promise not to look?'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'Bed & Bagel'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Biliard Enthusiast

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."