Trickster's Apprentice Mugs

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'I don't want a treat. I just thought of a really neat trick!'

'Give a man enough rope. . .'

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Primitive magician

Some card-game puns

Turtle Hat

Candid Camera store.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Better luck next time, kid."

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"