Trickster's Apprentice Mugs

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'I don't want a treat. I just thought of a really neat trick!'

'Give a man enough rope. . .'

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Turtle Hat

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Magic Tricks

'I hate frisking magicians!'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.