Trickster Attorney Pillows

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

Primitive magician

Some card-game puns

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

'I hate frisking magicians!'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'