Trickster Angler Pillows

"I can't go home until it's defrosted!"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Primitive magician

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Magic Tricks

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Clam Spearing