Trick Shots Mugs

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Polly tries reverse psychology

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

The Great Sarcasmo

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

Fish Training

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"I'm not buying it."

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

'Lion!'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

Magic mushroom

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Optometrist practical jokes

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'