Tribal Tattoo Lover Pillows

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Snowman Tattoo

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

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Tribal masks.

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'If you would like to read more, the fine print is tattooed to my foot.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'The black sheep of the flock,'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

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Man with many tattoos.

"Carpenter ants."

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

Man asking for just a small tattoo from a tattooed tribe.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"Dad and his stupid bucket list."

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

"How about a snake or a dragon or an eagle this time? Are you sure you want another Mom tattoo, Oedipus?"

'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

'Told you that tattoo was tempting fate.'

"So you want me to ink - 'I'm the head-honcho around this joint!'"

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'