Tribal Art Enthusiast Prints

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

Tribal masks.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Man asking for just a small tattoo from a tattooed tribe.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

"Used to be you'd get a sensible nose piercing and leave it at that."

Africa

An Ant's nest in the form of a Tepee

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."

We're at home...we're alone...can't you let the mask slip?

'A reprieve? No, you've been requested served rare.'

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

We can be gatherers again, but only in groups of up to 10.

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

'I thought your mother might like it.'