Trial Process Explorer Prints

'Will the defendant explain to the Court why he refuses to be called 'the accused'?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"#notguilty."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Let's take in a trial."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

"It's true. Your mother is a great oak, but she, too, used to be a little nut."