Trial Process Explorer Prints

'Will the defendant explain to the Court why he refuses to be called 'the accused'?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"#notguilty."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Let's take in a trial."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."