Trial-and-error Expert Mugs

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Pull the udder one

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

NeighWoof.

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

"You tend to overuse the exclamation point."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

The emergence of a leader.

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

This stuff fixes things at home, why not here?

"Why is it always me who has to make all the decisions?"

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

'Oh, no! They've got a Swiss-army defence lawyer!'

Parking validation

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

'Yes - He's armed.'

"Is it your intention to seethe for the next four years?"

Accounting makes a 300 million dollar error, yet they always nail me on my expense account.

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"

Expert and Ex-Pert

"We've always encouraged our staff to learn by trial and error. Many of our top people have even been convicted."

'It's an American classic, with parts from Japan and Canada and assembled in Mexico.'

Sorry out of numbers.