Trial And Error Appreciator Prints

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"My kid could do that."

'Well this is awkward.'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Caption Contest TK

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

Aethel the Analyzed.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."

A Heated Argument

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"It's still in beta."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'He's an abstract painter.'

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"But we have a common activity: we fight."

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish