Trial And Error Appreciator Prints

I have to tell you, your honor, I'm feeling pretty optimistic about my case right now. Have a nice verdict.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"My kid could do that."

'Well this is awkward.'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

Caption Contest TK

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Aethel the Analyzed.

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."

A Heated Argument

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

"It's still in beta."

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'He's an abstract painter.'

"But we have a common activity: we fight."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

"I'm sorry, I think there's been a typo."

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

It's not deja vu if you get it every day, Bob.

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

It says he studied at the feet of the masters. Art Guide.