Trendy Design Admirer Mugs

Ad Men Loo.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Early Colour TV

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'You've been drinking again.'

A grave with an array of beauty products

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Turkey a la Mode

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

What the future holds - according to sci-fi movies

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

"Very minimalist"

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

Frank Gehry's backyard

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

'Elevator'

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

Signs that your sneakers are far too expensive. . .

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).

"Are you sure you followed the plan exactly?"

"Great stupid haircut!"

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

Drink Head.

'Committee For The Preservation Of Cads'

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet