Trendsetter's Muse Prints

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

'Yep you look like a twat, but a very cool twat'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Men's business romper.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Rap music

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Keeping warm.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket