Trend Setter With A Funny Bone Pillows

Let's pretend these unloved looks are key trends for 2024

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

The Bland Leading the Bland

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Solar Flares

Snake Dress-Up

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Too Much?

Butterfly Woman

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Shoe Whore

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