Trekkies Prints

Melania Trump

The experienced backpacker.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Rock Climber

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

School trip little porters.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Beam me up. Scotty!

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Bear Signpost.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Fork in the trail.

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.