Trekkies With A Twist Mugs

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

Cow Pilot.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Camp Wilderness.

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

'Oh crud, how am I gonna get past this guy.'

Customs and Examinations.

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

Melania Trump

Hardcore Hikers

"I was hoping this place would have a travel ban in place."

Man riding a pig

'And as your tour guide, I'd like to point out that we're completely lost.'

'Just think, George, we'll soon be the first people ever to set foot on this summit...'

The comeback trail

'These days, everyone has a new gimmick.'

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

"I hate the amount of packaging that food comes wrapped up in these days..."

'Being in here has finally cured my wanderlust.'

'Some place muddy.'

'Back home! Now I can get on with my holiday reading.'

'Walter, you're the only person I know who has to call tech support to open a lawn chair.'

Only Spocks

A scotsman being misidentified by a shipping agent.