Tree Hugger's Delight Pillows

You pines should get rid of the needles --- those things are ridiculous! You're still wearing all green --- nobody with any style wears all green in autumn! My colors are their peak! People come from miles around to see me! My limbs are bare, but it the spring I'll get a new wardrobe, and you'll be wearing the same old thin! That guy "leaves" but he never goes away! (Published originally on October 16, 2011.)

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Wildlife

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

Intelligent people laugh too!

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Bubble gum leaves

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Painting taking root...

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Smokey The Tree"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Mother Nature

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!