Whither now, EU?
Treaty Buff Mugs
Start their day with a witty touch—our treaty buff mugs feature clever designs that celebrate diplomacy and international agreements, perfect for brightening their mornings with humor and insight.
"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."
"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."
The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.
"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"
Planet of the Lawyers
"It's the cat doc, he scares me."
Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'
"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."
How world war III started.
Best System in the World
"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"
'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'
"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."
War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.
'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'
Who Let the Dawg In?
(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)
'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'
Commercial Diplomacy at Work
"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."
"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."
'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'
"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."
A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury
Upholding the Law
"The secret of our relationship? Easy. She just acts as if I don't even exist."
"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."
Putin and Obama.
"My agent."
'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'
"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."
Kim Jong-un
Treaty Buff Mugs Collection
Treaty Buff Pillows
Decorate their space with our treaty-inspired pillows—comfortable, clever, and perfect for treaty buffs to showcase their interest in style.
Treaty Buff Prints
Add some diplomatic flair to their décor with our treaty-themed art prints—thoughtful designs that celebrate their passion for international agreements.
Treaty Buff T-Shirts
Find a fun and stylish treaty-themed t-shirt to match their passion. Perfect for casual wear and sparking conversations about diplomacy and international relations.