Treat Visionary Pillows

"Imagine the treat as if you already have it."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Do me next."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Medicinal plants

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

Business Target

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

The Day Dreamer.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Sold his air rights."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Coronavirus Debate

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

Louise Glück

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"