Treasury Employee Gifts

Days without bailing anyone out.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Quality Control

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Dept. of the Treasury

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"From this you make a living?"

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Best System in the World

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

Boris in Lockdown

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

social services cuts

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."